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What is the Calamity Zone?

We have always considered "Hecate" to be a designation referring to a collaborative effort. Those who collaborate upon it are the members of the Calamity Zone. Essentially, it is an abstract way of referring to plural identity. We personally do not use the term "system," though some may consider that descriptor accurate.

The members of the Calamity Zone, each more evil than the last.

Shirley Adora Watson, Age 26
she/her

A sleuth whose private detective license expired about a decade ago. Self-proclaimed "silly, classy girl." Armed with an offbeat sense of humor and unwavering optimism.

Notable Kins: Adora, Lina Inverse, Patricia Watson, The Razor
Favorite Donut: Apple Fritter
Favorite Drink: Cape Cod


Agnès Misery Oblige, Age 26?
she/her

Unambitious princess of the Calamity Zone. Irritable recluse with an ichorous heart. A bit of a pervert.

Notable Kins: Agnès Oblige, Antigone Funn, Asa Mitaka, The Prisoner
Favorite Donut: Cream-filled Glaze
Favorite Drink: Dark & Stormy


Wolf Avarice Southclaw, Age 29
he/she/it

The embodiment of greed herself. Reformed valley girl and current well-intentioned ladette with a mean streak. Sort of like the Calamity Zone's gatekeeper. Just don't call him a guard dog.

Notable Kins: Wolf O'Donnell, Sasha Waybright, War Devil, The Adversary
Favorite Donut: Apple Cider
Favorite Drink: Manhattan


Amariss von Karma, Age 1000+
she/her

Venusian prophetess and Queen of Evil Dragons. You might call her a bit old-fashioned. Talks a bit like a supervillain, but is not one. Probably.

Notable Kins: Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club), Mewtwo, She-Ra, The Spectre
Favorite Donut: Old Fashioned
Favorite Drink: Old Fashioned

I've heard enough. I would like to return to the home page, please.


You have a kinlist? At your grown age(s)? Let me see.