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The members of the Calamity Zone, each more evil than the last.

Shirley Adora Watson, Age 25

she/her

A sleuth whose private detective license expired about a decade ago. Self-proclaimed "silly, classy girl." Armed with an offbeat sense of humor and unwavering optimism.

Notable Kins: Adora, Lina Inverse, Patricia Watson, The Razor
Favorite Donut: Apple Fritter
Favorite Drink: Cape Cod

Agnès Misery Oblige, Age 25?

she/her

Unambitious princess of the Calamity Zone. Irritable recluse with an ichorous heart. A bit of a pervert.

Notable Kins: Agnès Oblige, Antigone Funn, Asa Mitaka, The Prisoner
Favorite Donut: Cream-filled Glaze
Favorite Drink: Dark & Stormy

Wolf Avarice Southclaw, Age 28

he/she/it

The embodiment of greed herself. Reformed valley girl and current well-intentioned ladette with a mean streak. Sort of like the Calamity Zone's gatekeeper. Just don't call him a guard dog.

Notable Kins: Wolf O'Donnell, Sasha Waybright, War Devil, The Adversary
Favorite Donut: Apple Cider
Favorite Drink: Manhattan

Amariss von Karma, Age 1000+

she/her

Venusian prophetess and Queen of Evil Dragons. You might call her a bit old-fashioned. Talks a bit like a supervillain, but is not one. Probably.

Notable Kins: Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club), Mewtwo, She-Ra, The Spectre
Favorite Donut: Old Fashioned
Favorite Drink: Old Fashioned

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